{"title":"THE FUCK UPS","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eSometimes the ink bleeds. Sometimes the screen ghosts. Sometimes a hoodie ends up with the design 2 inches too low because the platen was set wrong and we didn't catch it until we'd already pressed six. Sometimes we have ink on our fingers and it gets everywhere....\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThese are those.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThey're not defects. They're not seconds. They're shirts and hoodies and crewnecks that came out wrong and are now in your hands at a discount because perfectly good fabric should not go in the trash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eEvery fuck-up is photographed showing exactly what went wrong. The flaw is on the product page. The size is whatever the size is. 20% of the sale still goes to a named organization, because the donation model doesn't change just because the print's a little off.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[],"url":"https:\/\/cuntry-club.com\/collections\/the-fuck-ups.oembed","provider":"The Cuntry Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}