YOUR PURCHASE JUST FUNDED ACLU. DONATION RECEIPT ON OUR INSTAGRAM. ALWAYS.

20% OF EVERY SALE FUNDS THE FIGHT. EVERY SALE. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Si non irasceris, non attendis. (if you're not angry, you're not paying attention)

NOT A COUNTRY CLUB

20% of every sale goes directly to organizations fighting for the people they're trying to erase. Not a portion of profits. Not when we feel like it. Every sale. Posted publicly. Receipts always.
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Cuntry Club Official Crest Tee

$30.00 CAD
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Welcome to the club where everyone they hate is a member. This design subverts the traditional "Country Club" aesthetic—usually reserved for the elite and the exploitative—and reclaims it for the rest of us. Featuring our official crest, it’s a signal of belonging to a community that prioritizes abolition, equity, and the total disruption of the status quo. Consider this your invitation to the only club that actually matters.

Funding the Resistance: Revolution isn’t a theoretical concept—it’s a logistical one. It requires resources, mutual aid, and direct action. 20% of every single sale (that’s the whole price, pre-tax, not just the "leftovers") goes directly to organizations on the ground doing the actual work of dismantling systems of oppression. Every purchase is a refusal to fund the status quo and a choice to fund the fight back against fascism and tyranny.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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Cuntry Club Official Crest Tee

$30.00 CAD

20% of every Cuntry Club sale goes directly to an organization doing the work.

if you're not angry

you're not paying attention
Size + Fit

This item features a classic genderless fit designed for everyday comfort.

  • True to size
  • Relaxed, standard silhouette
  • Size up for an oversized fit
  • Size down for a more fitted look

Please refer to the size chart for exact measurements before ordering. All items are print-to-order, so we recommend double-checking your size prior to checkout.

Shipping

Shipping

This item is print-to-order, meaning it’s made specifically for you after checkout.

Production time:

Please allow 2–7 business days for printing before your order ships.

Order tracking

Once your order ships, you’ll receive a confirmation email with tracking information. Delivery times vary by location and begin after production is complete.

Returns + Refunds

Returns

All Cuntry Club items are print-to-order, meaning each product is made specifically for you once your order is placed.

Because of this, we do not accept returns or exchanges for:

  • Change of mind
  • Incorrect size selection
  • Color, style, or fit preference

Please review product details and size charts carefully before placing your order.

Damaged or Incorrect Items

If your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us within 7 days of delivery with:

  • Your order number
  • Clear photos of the issue

If the issue is confirmed, we’ll arrange a replacement at no cost to you.

Need help?

If your order arrives damaged, incorrect, or something looks off, contact us within 7 days of delivery with your order number and photos if applicable.

Contact: memphismori@gmail.com

Print-to-order allows us to avoid overproduction, pay artists fairly, and keep drops intentional. Thanks for supporting how we work.

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