Lick Pussy Not Boots Dad Hat

The Lick Pussy Not Boots snapback is structured, adjustable, and sitting at the angle of someone who decided a long time ago that their energy has a direction and it is not toward anyone's boot. One size fits most. Front and center, because this message has always deserved a front row.
The hat that settles the question before you open your mouth.
Lick Pussy Not Boots exists because bootlicking is endemic, normalized, and somehow still considered the respectable position. Deference to authority, loyalty to institutions that were never loyal back, enthusiasm for systems designed to extract from you — none of it is neutral and none of it is inevitable. This collection is for people who are done performing reverence for things that have earned none of it, and very clear about where their mouth, their energy, and their politics actually belong.

20% of every single sale goes directly to an organization fighting for human rights — not a portion of profits, not when we feel like it, not buried in fine print nobody reads. Twenty percent of the sale price. Every sale. Posted publicly. Receipts always.
Si non irasceris, non attendis.
If you're not angry, you're not paying attention.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Dyeing—Vietnam
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh or Vietnam
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• Items in Green Camo release plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

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