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Lick Pussy Not Boots Hoodie

$50.00 CAD
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Heavy enough to carry the weight of having your priorities completely sorted.
The Lick Pussy Not Boots hoodie is heavyweight, unisex, and built for every climate — including the one where people act like deference to power is a personality trait worth having. Pockets for your hands and whatever you need to get through the day. Hood up. Not bowing.
For the person who knows exactly what they're for and exactly what they're not.
Lick Pussy Not Boots exists because bootlicking is endemic, normalized, and somehow still considered the respectable position. Deference to authority, loyalty to institutions that were never loyal back, enthusiasm for systems designed to extract from you — none of it is neutral and none of it is inevitable. This collection is for people who are done performing reverence for things that have earned none of it, and very clear about where their mouth, their energy, and their politics actually belong.

20% of every single sale goes directly to an organization fighting for human rights — not a portion of profits, not when we feel like it, not buried in fine print nobody reads. Twenty percent of the sale price. Every sale. Posted publicly. Receipts always.
Si non irasceris, non attendis.
If you're not angry, you're not paying attention.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Bangladesh, or El Salvador
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
4XL 33 32
5XL 34 34
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 68.6 50.8
M 71.1 55.9
L 73.7 61
XL 76.2 66
2XL 78.7 71.1
3XL 81.3 76.2
4XL 83.8 81.3
5XL 86.4 86.4
ColorHeliconia
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Lick Pussy Not Boots Hoodie

$50.00 CAD

20% of every Cuntry Club sale goes directly to an organization doing the work.

if you're not angry

you're not paying attention
Size + Fit

This item features a classic genderless fit designed for everyday comfort.

  • True to size
  • Relaxed, standard silhouette
  • Size up for an oversized fit
  • Size down for a more fitted look

Please refer to the size chart for exact measurements before ordering. All items are print-to-order, so we recommend double-checking your size prior to checkout.

Shipping

Shipping

This item is print-to-order, meaning it’s made specifically for you after checkout.

Production time:

Please allow 2–7 business days for printing before your order ships.

Order tracking

Once your order ships, you’ll receive a confirmation email with tracking information. Delivery times vary by location and begin after production is complete.

Returns + Refunds

Returns

All Cuntry Club items are print-to-order, meaning each product is made specifically for you once your order is placed.

Because of this, we do not accept returns or exchanges for:

  • Change of mind
  • Incorrect size selection
  • Color, style, or fit preference

Please review product details and size charts carefully before placing your order.

Damaged or Incorrect Items

If your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us within 7 days of delivery with:

  • Your order number
  • Clear photos of the issue

If the issue is confirmed, we’ll arrange a replacement at no cost to you.

Need help?

If your order arrives damaged, incorrect, or something looks off, contact us within 7 days of delivery with your order number and photos if applicable.

Contact: memphismori@gmail.com

Print-to-order allows us to avoid overproduction, pay artists fairly, and keep drops intentional. Thanks for supporting how we work.

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