Lick Pussy Not Boots Muscle Tee

The Lick Pussy Not Boots muscle tee is lightweight, drop-arm cut, and built for the person who wants their position visible from across the room. Relaxed through the body, cut for movement, designed for anywhere you need your priorities stated before the conversation starts.
Sleeveless. Unequivocal. Not available for boots.
Lick Pussy Not Boots exists because bootlicking is endemic, normalized, and somehow still considered the respectable position. Deference to authority, loyalty to institutions that were never loyal back, enthusiasm for systems designed to extract from you — none of it is neutral and none of it is inevitable. This collection is for people who are done performing reverence for things that have earned none of it, and very clear about where their mouth, their energy, and their politics actually belong.

20% of every single sale goes directly to an organization fighting for human rights — not a portion of profits, not when we feel like it, not buried in fine print nobody reads. Twenty percent of the sale price. Every sale. Posted publicly. Receipts always.
Si non irasceris, non attendis.
If you're not angry, you're not paying attention.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Wide, low-cut armholes
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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