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Lick Pussy Not Boots Tee

$30.00 CAD
Shipping calculated at checkout.
The Lick Pussy Not Boots tee is for everyone who has a very clear sense of what deserves their energy and what doesn't. Unisex fit, everyday weight, built for the person who stopped genuflecting to power and started being honest about what they're actually for.
One of these things is an act of liberation. The other is just embarrassing.
Lick Pussy Not Boots exists because bootlicking is endemic, normalized, and somehow still considered the respectable position. Deference to authority, loyalty to institutions that were never loyal back, enthusiasm for systems designed to extract from you — none of it is neutral and none of it is inevitable. This collection is for people who are done performing reverence for things that have earned none of it, and very clear about where their mouth, their energy, and their politics actually belong.

20% of every single sale goes directly to an organization fighting for human rights — not a portion of profits, not when we feel like it, not buried in fine print nobody reads. Twenty percent of the sale price. Every sale. Posted publicly. Receipts always.
Si non irasceris, non attendis.
If you're not angry, you're not paying attention.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
ColorCharity Pink
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Lick Pussy Not Boots Tee

$30.00 CAD

20% of every Cuntry Club sale goes directly to an organization doing the work.

if you're not angry

you're not paying attention
Size + Fit

This item features a classic genderless fit designed for everyday comfort.

  • True to size
  • Relaxed, standard silhouette
  • Size up for an oversized fit
  • Size down for a more fitted look

Please refer to the size chart for exact measurements before ordering. All items are print-to-order, so we recommend double-checking your size prior to checkout.

Shipping

Shipping

This item is print-to-order, meaning it’s made specifically for you after checkout.

Production time:

Please allow 2–7 business days for printing before your order ships.

Order tracking

Once your order ships, you’ll receive a confirmation email with tracking information. Delivery times vary by location and begin after production is complete.

Returns + Refunds

Returns

All Cuntry Club items are print-to-order, meaning each product is made specifically for you once your order is placed.

Because of this, we do not accept returns or exchanges for:

  • Change of mind
  • Incorrect size selection
  • Color, style, or fit preference

Please review product details and size charts carefully before placing your order.

Damaged or Incorrect Items

If your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us within 7 days of delivery with:

  • Your order number
  • Clear photos of the issue

If the issue is confirmed, we’ll arrange a replacement at no cost to you.

Need help?

If your order arrives damaged, incorrect, or something looks off, contact us within 7 days of delivery with your order number and photos if applicable.

Contact: memphismori@gmail.com

Print-to-order allows us to avoid overproduction, pay artists fairly, and keep drops intentional. Thanks for supporting how we work.

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